Oh. When did my feet disappear?

RT @Minervity: Yoga For Dogs: Gotta Keep Those Paws Strong - http://bit.ly/hTUT9u > take note @hugoyeti! I could buy you lycra suit too?

Oh. It’s fucking raining.

Just discovered @hugoyeti does NOT like corgis having just gone mad at royal wedding ad. Must be a competitive short leg breed thing?

Just had an email for a speed PR event. Yes like the dating. Who knew PR would be one of the first industries to try this.

Just been reminded that this time 2 years ago @10yetis and I were running round Chelt looking for mascara for wedding day.Organised as ever!

An interview wot I did with the lovely Amber @designsplat http://bit.ly/fuy0qx

Hugo just starting growling from the boot at a field of gypsies. So narrow minded @HugoYeti

Keaton trying to moisturise cat. Cat already perfectly happy with his looks but being a good client.

Why I love the forest - at doctors with a man who’s been bitten by vampire bat. Whole surgery arguing about Liz Taylors real age.